Thursday, January 15, 2009

Bigfoot The Stupid Versus MAN The Smart...


Largely in part underestimated, bigfoot-type creatures are probably some of the smartest warm blooded animals on this planet. Who says so? I say so. There was a time when I went out in the middle of the night tossing out cookies, fruits and a myriad of other snacks in the hopes that these creatures would take them. Not once did I physically see one of these man-beasts take one of our treats. However, in some of the following days a few of us found empty wrappers and what not but really no proof that they ate our foods despite that they were gone. I can say that the bigfoot are fascinated with the packaging because more often than not, we'd find the colorful packaging neatly folded (and sometimes tucked neatly within the vine growing up the side of some large tree). Well what does that have to do with anything right? Well, for one it establishes that they are dexterous AND that they must have a thumb. Which in turn means that it is a thinking "manimal."
I was fortunate enough a while back to hear two or more of these creatures chatting with each other. The only way that I can describe what was heard was a gibberish akin to that of very fast Japanese. Many other researchers have described similar auditory encounters. So, this tells us that they have a language of sorts. Again this requires some degree of intelligence.
For my taste, the best form of intelligence that these creatures perform is "elusiveness" or covertness if you will. How does something described as weighing well in excess of 500 lbs. that is stinky and hairy dissuade the majority of the general public in to thinking it doesn't exist? This is truly a master cunning on this creatures part. in part, the bigfoot almost certainly will use the night to help conceal itself (themselves). But as with any animal of the night, darkness is not always available when movement is necessary. This can be witnessed with armadillos, opposum and sometimes bats just to mention a few who mainly depend on the cloak of night to meddle around for food sources. They bigfoot have to be skilled in covertness for day, evening and early morning. How many of us could perform this one task day in and day out without being detected? I think that this skill far outweighs any of their others.
I suspect that in bigfoot habituated areas(the place where rogue or family clans reside most often)that they are the kings and queens of their domain. However, what is the one thing that could wipe the bigfoot out? That's right! PEOPLE. These poor homins for whatever reason have chosen to remain just out of societies reach only to reveal themselves largely on whenever they please and not when we just simply want them to.
What's remarkable about this entire "shpeal" is that whenever our economy falls, when unemployment is at its highest level ever and when the people of this great nation are committing the nastiest of crimes just for survival; the bigfoot will go on with their lives as usual in the same manner that they have done for centuries if not millenia.

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